1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,268 Who cares if I got picked last, right? 2 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:09,748 I can't believe I got drafted at all. 3 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:12,273 Look out, Cincinnati! 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,143 Because I am a bad driver. 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,972 Jerry, that's the only video we could find 6 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:18,105 of Rusty Boyd that wasn't an ad for an Ohio-based 7 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,453 Hooters knockoff. 8 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:20,759 Don't be a boob. 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,500 Watch the game at Boobers. 10 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:24,241 It's a real field goal. 11 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,200 And that's what I like about Rusty Boyd. 12 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:29,637 He just put his head down and did the job. 13 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,160 And I think that's why he never really got 14 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,945 the recognition he deserves. 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,424 Do you think he should be in the Hall of Fame? 16 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:35,948 - I know he should. - Come on. 17 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,255 Why are they letting this clown on TV? 18 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:39,387 Yeah. 19 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,388 I am not Hall of Fame material. 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:46,350 Rusty Boyd made a ridiculous 83% of his career field goals. 21 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,178 That's 'cause I only attempted 12, 22 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,572 and both of my misses hit children in the face. 23 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:52,052 Look, I'll say what everyone's thinking. 24 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,444 We need more white guys in the Hall. 25 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:54,706 Jerry, damn. 26 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:55,751 I'm out. 27 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,057 Where's the remote? 28 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,971 It's always under you. Stand up. 29 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,235 Under me? You stand up. 30 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,714 When we come back, you'll see my sit-down 31 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,933 with Georgia phenom running back Slacks Madison. 32 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,195 Fine. 33 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,721 How did I not feel that? 34 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,158 Wait, none of these are for the TV. 35 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,550 They're not? 36 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,771 Five to four. 37 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,251 I win this time. 38 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:26,434 ♪ "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" ♪ 39 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,000 Even one vote for Reggie would have 40 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,698 been a win for both of us. 41 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:33,745 After all, MRD stands for Monica Reese-Dinkins. 42 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:36,444 But until that happens, I guess I'll keep telling clients 43 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:40,056 that I was married to former New York mayor David Dinkins. 44 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:43,407 And, yes, I've had to pivot away from the Big Four sports, 45 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:47,802 but I have signed some of the top handball players in Serbia. 46 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:50,632 Bella, could you please move? 47 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:51,676 Oh. 48 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,024 Oh. 49 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,810 Sorry. 50 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:56,725 You doing a Tic Tac? 51 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:59,683 OK, I thought I was hiring a young woman named Bella who, 52 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:02,121 in retrospect, had a lot of experience, 53 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,559 but it turned out to be a very old woman named Bella 54 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:07,475 who didn't know how to turn off her Zoom filters. 55 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:10,346 After my husband died, I said to myself, 56 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,655 Bella, take a bath and get out there. 57 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,924 Obviously, the game Jerry Basmati is playing 58 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,926 with Reggie is cruel, 59 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:27,712 but what if Rusty actually makes it into the Hall of Fame? 60 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,192 I mean, as I've said from the beginning-- 61 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:30,106 Let me guess. 62 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,759 The film will emerge. 63 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,108 I'm sorry, Marty. 64 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,763 Is there somewhere you'd rather be working? 65 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,417 And perhaps you'd like to go back to shooting 66 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,332 funny airline safety videos with actual employees 67 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:40,943 who have no presence on camera? 68 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,727 Yeah, I thought so. 69 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,121 The film will emerge. 70 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,125 Oh, hey. 71 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,953 Hey, yo, there he is. 72 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,433 Celebrity in our midst. 73 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,955 Rusty Boyd! 74 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,697 Hall of Fame, huh? 75 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,002 They making a movie about you? 76 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,266 No, it's about me, obviously. 77 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,571 Yeah. He's Dora. 78 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,269 I'm just Boots. 79 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,706 Well, either way, let me hook up Mr. Hall of Fame here, 80 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,229 on the house. 81 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,969 I gotta go in the back and get you a couple 82 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,320 of pounds of animal slices. 83 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,757 You know, it really clicked this morning 84 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,978 that that's what I've been doing, 85 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:19,023 selling slices of animals. 86 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,375 Be right back. 87 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,724 Oh, Rusty Boyd. 88 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,116 He's crazy. 89 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,335 I'm not getting in, and I don't want to. 90 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,511 I mean, I'm not even Boots. 91 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,165 I'm maybe Backpack. 92 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,732 And if it did happen, I'd be happy for you. 93 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,169 Backpack is important. 94 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,952 It's got Map in it. 95 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,259 Wait, do you guys watch that show together? 96 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,043 I'm just saying this is the opposite 97 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,349 of what Jerry Basmati wants. 98 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,439 All he's doing is proving how strong our friendship is. 99 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,400 Hey, Rusty Boyd! You're a lock! 100 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,315 Like the one my ex-wife put on the shed. 101 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,055 That's my stuff in there! 102 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,492 Hey, Sal. How's your dead mother? 103 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,102 She resting easy? 104 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,931 You got this. 105 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,460 OK, don't get too excited, 106 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:05,593 but Slacks Madison is looking for an agent, 107 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,769 and he wants to meet with me. 108 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,423 - Yeah, that's right! - Hey, go, Mom! 109 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,642 That guy's a beast. 110 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,904 They saying that kid is the new me. 111 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,777 So watch out, Monica. 112 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:18,214 He gonna try to touch your boob in the back row 113 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,171 at "Ghostbusters II." 114 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,652 And don't worry, I know the drill. 115 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,088 If anyone asks, 116 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:26,222 I'm former New York City mayor David Dinkins. 117 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,311 I gotta admit, at first I didn't actually believe 118 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,052 it was Slacks Madison on the phone. 119 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,749 Well, you always gotta be careful of pranks. 120 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,361 When I was dating Dr. Freak, 121 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,623 he convinced me I was pregnant with a Chucky. 122 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,758 Pregnancy scare! 123 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,239 OK. 124 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,023 Well, it wasn't a prank. 125 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,328 I know. 126 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,026 This is all your hard work paying off. 127 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,506 Exactly. 128 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,203 You don't rep any current football players, 129 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,901 but yet he called you out of the blue. 130 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,162 It just makes sense. 131 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,208 Yeah, Mom. Don't doubt yourself. 132 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,298 I wasn't. 133 00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,647 Damn. 134 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,604 The preliminary vote is tomorrow, 135 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:05,086 and according to our skeezy - partners at PornBet. - Balls, 136 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:07,218 the odds-on favorites for the Hall of Fame 137 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,308 are quarterback Clark Doorhammer, 138 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,441 center O'Neill Shaquille, 139 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:14,138 and, incredibly, kicker Rusty Boyd, 140 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,880 who was only in the league for five seasons. 141 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,665 Jerry thinks he can get to me through my best friend? 142 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,494 He's crazy. 143 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,235 Me and Rusty are tight forever. 144 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,760 Yo, Rust, let's go to that laser tag place 145 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,370 where you sit in chairs. 146 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,720 What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 147 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,808 This one's too tight, and now it's stuck. 148 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,332 But why do you have them? 149 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,376 If they think you might get in to the Hall of Fame, 150 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,596 they send you a bunch of jackets 151 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,293 ahead of time so they know what size you are. 152 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,946 This is affecting our friendship. 153 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,469 I don't like the feelings that I'm feeling, 154 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,863 but I can't help it. 155 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:44,648 Jerry Basmati's an evil genius. 156 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,957 He manipulated us! 157 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,393 He's like the Gone Girl, 158 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,220 and we're just a couple of Afflecks. 159 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,962 How can I make this right, Reg? 160 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,136 What's your love language? 161 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,225 Is it words of affirmation? 162 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,269 I love you. 163 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,793 Is it gifts? 164 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,751 Here. 165 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,232 Is it touch? Here comes touch. 166 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,233 No! 167 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,323 My love language is acts of service. 168 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:10,020 That's why me and you are gonna stop Jerry Basmati 169 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,501 and save our friendship. 170 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,894 Here comes more touch. 171 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,162 No. Sorry, Bella. 172 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,729 I said I'm not using any Reggie Dinkins materials 173 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:22,643 in the pitch. 174 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,600 In 2020. 175 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:28,562 But we didn't have the funeral until '21 because of COVID. 176 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,826 I get that MRD is small, but small things can be great, 177 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,349 like those bottles of booze on airplanes. 178 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:34,829 That's all you need. 179 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,482 It just means Slacks would get more of my time, 180 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,048 and time is money. 181 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,659 And money never sleeps, so-- transitive property-- 182 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,922 time never sleeps. 183 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,967 I drank a lot of coffee this morning. 184 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,448 Maybe this is actually Monica's story 185 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,449 and her improbable return to the top. 186 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,452 But also, it's still about Rusty 187 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,236 and his improbable rise to glory. 188 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,456 Oh, and then there's Brina, 189 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:56,416 whose career has really started to sing. 190 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,852 I don't know. 191 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,984 I guess I could do the closing credits like-- 192 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,332 ♪ We've been waiting for the end ♪ 193 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,595 ♪ Now it's here, let's begin ♪ 194 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,771 ♪ We had a couple Ls 195 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,337 ♪ But two Ls make a win ♪ 196 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:11,082 ♪ The fall and rise of everybody ♪ 197 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,913 OK, so I know how to stop Basmati. 198 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,174 I call him up. 199 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,873 I disguise my voice. I say-- 200 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,789 Oh, hello. It's me, Jeff Bezos. 201 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,226 Fancy a trip to space, do you? 202 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,706 But then we build the rocket. 203 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:26,837 Nah, man. 204 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,883 We don't actually have to stop Jerry. 205 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,494 We just need to make you unelectable. 206 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,670 But he's a straight white dude in 2026. 207 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,237 It's much harder for them to get in trouble 208 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,717 than it used to be. - Yeah. 209 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,501 Which is saying a lot, because it's always been hard. 210 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,067 Ready for lunch, Reg? 211 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,026 'Cause of your tummy, I had her make one without any-- 212 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,985 Mustard! 213 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,553 I know how to destroy you. 214 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:50,294 MRD Sports Management is a global brand 215 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,342 with clients in dozens of current and former countries 216 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,257 from Serbia to Kyrgyzstan to Genovia. 217 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,087 MRD clients are at the top of their game. 218 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,696 Oh. 219 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:03,352 Sorry. Those are my grandsons. 220 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,832 But look at those faces. 221 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,616 Yeah, I say we keep it in. 222 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:13,318 Monica, you remember my assistant, Shane. 223 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,104 Mr. Hu took me shopping. 224 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,280 I assume you're in town to pitch Slacks Madison. 225 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,672 Well, you'll be surprised to know-- 226 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,891 You're meeting with him? 227 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,805 What? Huh? 228 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,112 You? But how? 229 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,549 Psych. Pretending. 230 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,290 Slacks Madison didn't even know who you were until I told him. 231 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,292 This is my move. 232 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,859 Before I date someone, 233 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,252 I hire a guy who's terrible at sex to sleep with them. 234 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:37,212 Then I get in there, and they're, like, grateful. 235 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,170 How bad is that guy in bed? 236 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,867 You wouldn't believe it. 237 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,173 So bad. 238 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,435 And that's what you're gonna do for me-- 239 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,960 make me look amazing. 240 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,745 I mean, you can't even talk about your most famous client. 241 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,094 This is fun. 242 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,445 Shane, what have we not covered? 243 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,795 Ooh. Um, let's see. 244 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,885 Oh, did you tell her that we only came here 245 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,149 to get in her head so she totally beefs her pitch? 246 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,193 No. 247 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,716 Thank you, Shane. 248 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,152 Monica, I only came here-- 249 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,284 I heard him. 250 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,895 Just get the hell out of here. 251 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,724 That's where I wanted to go anyway. 252 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,162 It was so great to see you. 253 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,728 Bye. 254 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,556 What a cute couple. 255 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:22,213 Rusty, your road to Canton's been a real Cinderello story. 256 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,911 That's Cinderella for boys. 257 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,173 Thanks, Brett. 258 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,522 I'm just here to say one thing. 259 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:31,527 Kendrick Lamar, I have beef with you. 260 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,703 You're short, and your ears stick out. 261 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,923 And it's not cute. 262 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,881 And you're bad for hip-hop. 263 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,623 I'm better than you at rapping, you see? 264 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,972 They're not like us. 265 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,670 Well, you not like me. 266 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,410 Come at me, man. 267 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:48,370 I dare you, and we'll let the internet pick a winner. 268 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,722 Oh, God. He dropped. 269 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,157 Kendrick dropped already. 270 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,117 Dad. 271 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,902 ♪ I know I always say put it in the music ♪ 272 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,122 ♪ But some things you just have to say with your chest ♪ 273 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,863 ♪ Rusty Boyd, I respect you ♪ 274 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,430 ♪ People are so scared of my pen ♪ 275 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,041 ♪ They're afraid to challenge me ♪ 276 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,608 ♪ But an artist needs to be challenged ♪ 277 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,044 ♪ And thanks to you ♪ 278 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,785 ♪ I've never felt so creatively alive ♪ 279 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,524 ♪ That's why I want to officially endorse ♪ 280 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,615 ♪ Rusty Boyd for the NFL Hall of Fame ♪ 281 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,399 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 282 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,926 Rusty, 283 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,667 I love you, 284 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,886 and I hate myself for feeling this way. 285 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,324 But I can't live in your house anymore. 286 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,632 I'll pack my food and go. 287 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,379 Monica, you look terrible. 288 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,207 It'd be sexist of me not to tell you that. 289 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,991 Here's what's going to happen, Barry. 290 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,775 I'm going to go into that room, and when I come out, 291 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,647 I'm going to be Slacks Madison's agent. 292 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,388 Oh, OK. 293 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,956 And I'm 6'4", and this isn't a wig. 294 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,482 That's how insane you sound. 295 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,267 If she can actually pull this off, 296 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,617 then that is our Rudy moment. 297 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,445 Not literally because the movie "Rudy" is a lie. 298 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,100 They carried him off the field as a joke. 299 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,015 Look it up. 300 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,843 Oh, Monica, Monica. Oh, how did it go? 301 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,975 I left it all in there. 302 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,237 Great. Good for you. 303 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,196 No, I left all my stuff in there. 304 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,763 I tanked so hard. 305 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,198 I left behind my computer, my bag. 306 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,287 My phone and wallet are in it. 307 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,897 Poured coffee on myself. 308 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,681 I don't care. I'll shave my head. 309 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,684 Start over. 310 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:30,036 OK, maybe the documentary is about me not knowing 311 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,169 what the documentary is about. 312 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,518 Hmm? 313 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,225 What do you want, Basmati? 314 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,052 Nice try with Kendrick. 315 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,446 I heard he started wearing your jersey on tour. 316 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,056 Reggie must be so happy for you. 317 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,450 He is. He got me balloons. 318 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,018 Oh, I love balloons. Let me see them. 319 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,845 I sucked all the helium out of them, 320 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,152 so you missed it. 321 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,936 And I can still stop this. 322 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,502 You know I don't deserve it. 323 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,896 Why not? You meet the requirements. 324 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,549 You've been retired for five years 325 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,333 and received a post-season honor, 326 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,162 the 2004 Pro Bowl. 327 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,945 Only because all the other kickers 328 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,295 got a foot fungus at a hot tub party that I wasn't invited to. 329 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,385 Sorry. Read the rule book. 330 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,126 Damn it. 331 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,920 Oh, I'll read the rule book, Jerry. 332 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,536 You OK, Reg? 333 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,581 Brina, whatever you do, 334 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,583 don't play professional football 335 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,672 and be just OK at it and then get into the Hall of Fame 336 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,415 because that might come between us. 337 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,330 I try not to limit myself. 338 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,725 But OK, baby. 339 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,161 You were right, Brina. 340 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,510 I got pranked. 341 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,468 Oh, no. Was it a Chucky? 342 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,685 I wish. 343 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,515 It was a Barry Hu. 344 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,475 I keep talking about getting to this next level, 345 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,738 but maybe this is my level. 346 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,436 Guys like Barry win because they're ruthless. 347 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,612 I couldn't even dump Reggie Dinkins. 348 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,439 Thank goodness you didn't. 349 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,486 Without you, Reggie'd probably be one of those guys 350 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,270 who sits in his driveway in a lawn chair 351 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,098 and comments on stuff, 352 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,884 and I do not want to marry a driveway lawn chair guy. 353 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,799 Yeah, that would be my deal. 354 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,453 I'd be like, ooh, someone's in a hurry! 355 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,369 OK, I'm sorry, but Monica, 356 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,328 you should not want to be like Barry. 357 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,417 The fact that you kept Reggie 358 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,592 and you kept a gorgeous roof over his head-- 359 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,420 I wish my roof got to hear you say that. 360 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,944 He's very insecure. 361 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,686 That means you are better at this than Barry. 362 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,644 Reggie is not a liability, Monica. 363 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,645 He is proof of what you can do. 364 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:45,824 Which means you shouldn't pretend I don't exist. 365 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,956 And I shouldn't pretend 366 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,308 to be a deceased former New York City mayor. 367 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,093 Exactly. You should be proud. 368 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,443 You've kept this deadweight afloat for 20-plus years. 369 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,793 You was a mess, too, Arthur Tobin. 370 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,968 Yes, I was, and Monica didn't give up on me either. 371 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,057 You came and got me from a bus station. 372 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,581 I've never been to one of those. 373 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,713 What do you wear? 374 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,410 Right. 375 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,457 Reggie, you're gonna need to put shoes on. 376 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:13,895 For you, Monica... 377 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,332 I'll try. 378 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,595 You're crazy, man. 379 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,249 Slacks, hold up. 380 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,599 I'd really love the opportunity-- 381 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,991 Reggie Dinkins? 382 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,907 Yo, this is Reggie Dinkins! 383 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,299 I'm a huge fan. 384 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,387 Seriously? 385 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,780 I--I mean, obviously. 386 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,218 Look, I modeled my whole game after you. 387 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,654 I do all your moves like the "Go away, you!" 388 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,786 You ever do the-- 389 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,309 both: "Don't take my football, you!" 390 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,658 Yeah. 391 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,269 Look, Mr. Dinkins, if it's cool with you, 392 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,356 can I get a selfie? 393 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,444 Absolutely. 394 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,533 Hey. 395 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,192 Slacks, I think you know my agent, 396 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,063 Monica Reese-Dinkins. 397 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,543 Sorry. 398 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,198 I finished all the champagne on the elevator ride down, 399 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:59,811 but I'll be happy to open another for my newest client. 400 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,944 What's he doing here? 401 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,077 I don't know what she's told you, 402 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,469 but this isn't the dead mayor. 403 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,907 I'm here because despite everything, 404 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,084 Monica has always stood by me. 405 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,867 She might not be as successful as you. 406 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:13,869 Obviously. 407 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,261 Look at my watches. 408 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,654 And I know I remind her 409 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,482 of all the stuff that's gone wrong. 410 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,049 But she's never blamed it all on me 411 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:25,359 or pushed me away like I'm some kind of-- 412 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,926 Rusty, what have I done? 413 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:34,106 I've abandoned my boy! 414 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,934 Man, I wish I would have known he was with MRD 415 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,545 before I made my decision. 416 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,459 Well, when you get sick of hearing this guy 417 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,896 talk about how much he loves Miami-- 418 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,245 Oh, you gotta go. 419 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,812 The parties are so loud. 420 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,074 Give me a call. 421 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,641 Monica! 422 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,425 I forgot you drove. 423 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,344 Rusty! 424 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,042 I'm sorry, Rusty! 425 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,305 Rusty? 426 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,702 "I've decided to end it all." 427 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,009 Oh, God. 428 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,749 No. 429 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,752 I think the note is very clear, Marty. 430 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,929 I'm going to end it all, 431 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,105 "it" being the nonsense with Jerry Basmati. 432 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,541 What else have we been talking about? 433 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,414 I don't have time for this! I have to go end it all! 434 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,896 - Mr. Basmati-- - Good afternoon, friends. 435 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,376 Look, I can't comment on how I'm gonna vote in there, 436 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,987 but I don't want to disappoint you. 437 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,905 So I will sing the 1976 disco smash "Car Wash." 438 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,603 ♪ At the car wash ♪ 439 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,126 ♪ Diggity diggity dink ♪ 440 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,780 ♪ Workin' at the car wash, yeah ♪ 441 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,913 ♪ Whoa - Hey, Basmati! 442 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,611 What-- 443 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,264 - Christmas morning! - Oh! 444 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,623 Let not your anger blind you, 445 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,278 lest you become like a beast of the field. 446 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,367 Just made that up. 447 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,671 It's OK. 448 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,022 I won't press charges. 449 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,068 You and Dinkins ain't getting out of this that easy. 450 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,852 You told me to read the rule book. 451 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:11,813 Rule 12, Section 2, Article 17. 452 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,685 Use of a helmet as a weapon-- immediate disqualification. 453 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,036 Yeah, from the game, man. 454 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,995 Where does it say that? 455 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,347 That's not possible. 456 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,914 It just says disqualified. 457 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,221 It doesn't say from what. That's idiotic. 458 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,353 You never should have told me to read the rule book, Basmati. 459 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,575 This some straight "Air Bud" bull[bleep]. 460 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,620 Hey, did you talk to Rusty? 461 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,013 No. 462 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,407 Well, I know it's not the Hall of Fame, 463 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:43,235 but this was a good day for all of us. 464 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,584 That's the spirit. We have a lot to celebrate. 465 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,629 Come on. 466 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,066 To life. 467 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,414 No, no, no. Don't worry. 468 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,894 This is just ginger ale. 469 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,286 Life. 470 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,811 Dad, you took a picture with Slacks Madison? 471 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,639 That is so cool. 472 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,424 You took a picture with Doja Cat's 473 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,294 brand assistant's boyfriend? 474 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,819 He looks so-- 475 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,994 Stop. 476 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,954 Just-- 477 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,391 I wish I could enjoy this, but Rusty-- 478 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,393 Is right behind you. 479 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,656 What are you doing here? 480 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,920 I live here because I'm no longer eligible 481 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,704 for the stupid Hall of Fame. 482 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,881 Oh. Of course. 483 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:24,103 "It" was Jerry Basmati's plan, and you ended it all. 484 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,843 And the red stuff on the note-- 485 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,497 both: Was jelly! 486 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,806 Oh. 487 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,069 Maybe touch is my love language. 488 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,505 both: Basmati. 489 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,421 Ice cream truck! I mean, Basmati! 490 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,817 That's his car, but where is he? 491 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:46,036 He's in your house, dinkbags! 492 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,604 What are you doing here, Basmati? 493 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,520 Your boy here foiled my plan to get him in the Hall. 494 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,130 But guess what? 495 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,611 I get the last laugh 'cause we still voted today. 496 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,179 And you didn't make the cut. 497 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,398 Not even close. 498 00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,747 Oh, look at that. 499 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,489 The last page--Reggie Dinkins. 500 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,404 You only got four votes, chump. 501 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,276 - Oh, baby! - Hey! 502 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,192 You got votes! 503 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,150 Four votes? Four. 504 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,544 Four votes? Four. 505 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,979 Wait, is that what she just said? 506 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,025 No, no, no. No, stop. 507 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,200 Stop being happy. 508 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,461 Can I get a "four votes"? 509 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,160 all: Four votes! 510 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,031 To hell with this jubilation. 511 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,773 Bye, Mr. Basmati. 512 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,688 Mister? 513 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,256 You shouldn't respect me. Why you respecting me? 514 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,083 I--I don't. 515 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,086 Now get out of here, sir, and have a safe trip home. 516 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,480 Your boy is weird, Dinkins. 517 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,960 Yay! 518 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,483 Four votes! 519 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,707 So what? Are we done? 520 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,925 Is that the end of the movie? 521 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,579 Film. 522 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:54,236 And, no, I actually think this is just the beginning. 523 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,283 I think all this time was just getting us here together. 524 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,067 Monica, do you remember what you said to me 525 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,808 at the bus station? 526 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,766 This could be a win-win-win. 527 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,941 Well, I did not really believe that. 528 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,552 At the time, I just wanted my job back. 529 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,164 But now I am starting to. 530 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,340 Yeah, we are not those same people we were then. 531 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:15,736 And I think if we continue to our own selves be true, 532 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,478 it really could be a win-win-win. 533 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,176 Win-win-win. 534 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,395 Did I get everyone? 535 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,093 No, actually, you didn't. 536 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,704 So we're not gonna stop now. 537 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,619 We're just getting started. 538 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,231 All right. Let's run it back. 539 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,799 both: Stack, stack. 540 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,671 So how has everyone been handling 541 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,456 farting on camera? 542 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,763 'Cause I've been going into the woods. 543 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,116 You got my hoodie all smelling like vanilla. 544 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,379 I had to tell my dad it was from baking a cake. 545 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,163 That's such a dumb lie. He's gonna want a piece. 546 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,643 He did. 547 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,776 So I had to actually bake a cake. 548 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,865 It was so salty. 549 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,693 Well, my dad found the rose you gave me. 550 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,434 I said it was a prop for the talent show, 551 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,478 so now I'm doing a one-woman "Beauty and the Beast." 552 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,741 I'm coming to that. 553 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,178 No, you're not. He'll be there. 554 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,138 D, who you talking to? I heard a boy. 555 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,400 Where is it? 556 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,054 No, Dad, I'm talking to Olivia. 557 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,315 Then where'd she go? 558 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,448 Olivia! 559 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,406 Why do I know that couch? 560 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,589 - Good night, everybody. - Good night.